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Ayold technology

Just a little something I put together a while ago, never really took the time to proofread it (it has much room for improvement), but I don’t really have the interest anymore. It’s based on Ayo technology (preferably the Milow version) and is about the totally outdated hardware we get at school/university/etc, even (and particularly) in informatics class…

She works it girl, she works the maths
She breaks it down, she takes it low
She’s slow as hell, she’s about to die
Doing her thing right in ages
Her wheeze wheeze, she makin’
Got the way she strugglin’
Make you wanna smash her, you wanna blow her
Have you waitin’ of her,
Go crazy face it

She’s so much slower than you’re used to
Knows just how to trail to annoy you
She’s gonna do the right thing and crash the right prog
Dance in her case till she’s ready to BSoD

She’s always laggy, when you want it she doesn’t
Like a noname, the info
Show you how to run her
On the late night, till daylight the process runnin’
If you wait a long time, she gonna give you what you want

Baby it’s an old age,
You hate this past craze
Let’s get together
Maybe we can start Windows 1
The dust got the fans all hazy,
Swapping don’t do you justice baby
Why don’t you compute faster,
You got me saying

Aayooh
I’m tired of this old technology,
Why don’t you upgrade that CPU
Aayooh
I’m tired of this old technology,
I need an extra stick– of RAM

In my fantasy, it’s plain to see
Just how it’d be, Magny, multithreadin’,
Azote soaking
All onto the MOBO,
When she ready to ride, I’m ready to roll
I’ll OC this bitch till the PSU blows
What should I do, to those cores
Now that that shit should be against the law
Different style, different sockets,

Damn I’d like an A-M-3,
Girl you got me thinking about,
All the things I’d change in you
Let’s get it poppin’ shorty
We can change components
From the drives to the D-D-R-1

Baby it’s an old age,
You hate this past craze
Let’s get together
Maybe we can start Windows 1
The dust got the fans all hazy,
Swapping don’t do you justice baby
Why don’t you compute faster,
You got me saying

Aayooh
I’m tired of this old technology,
Why don’t you upgrade that CPU
Aayooh
I’m tired of this old technology,
I need an extra stick of RAM
Ooh she wants it, ooh she wants it
Hmm she wants it, I got to give it to her
She wants it, hmm she wants it
Hmm she wants it, I got to give it to her
I got to give it to her

Baby it’s an old age,
You hate this past craze
Let’s get together
Maybe we can start Windows 1
The dust got the fans all hazy,
Swapping don’t do you justice baby
Why don’t you compute faster,
You got me saying

Aayooh
I’m tired of this old technology,
Why don’t you upgrade that CPU
Aayooh
I’m tired of this old technology,
I need an extra stick of RAM´╗┐

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